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I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"
Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% π
Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? πΆβπ«οΈ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.
Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
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