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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again

[–] MBech 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only to very specific fetishists

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