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Do they have a full-service discount?
Say, some underground miner, pale, after several years strikes it rich, surfaces, wants to notarize a Title Transfer of Large Sum to his bank, everything he owns is dirty, needs to burry and dispose of something across the lake, and later maybe flaunt a little good fortune with the local single debutante ladies in a good ol' fashion friendly game of bingo?
Not asking for a friend.
Hypothetical.
He'd be turned away -- miners need a parent or guardian present to conduct financial transactions.