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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yup, that's what the handful of cash represents.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Money laundering, gambling (bingo), new identities (notary and tanning), physical relocation services (canoe rental)

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It’s all good, man

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“We make your money nice and clean.” 😉

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That’s why they have money on the sign

[–] vivi@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

i smell a sign store showing off their skills :p

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Really? I smell laundry soap and fishing bait 🤔

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 14 points 2 months ago

I had to get fingerprinted for work a while back, on cards, before they were done digitally. I show up at one of the addresses that provides this service and it’s a bail bondsman. However, they were also selling postcards, jewelry, Avon, & Beanie Babies.

This, however, easily eclipses that establishment.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's where I'd go if I'm looking for drugs.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Can you pick up my order on your way?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here in town, there's a shop with bingo and lottery and tabacco, and also where you fetch your packages when they couldn't be delivered. So, all the reasons why I would never visit this store, and also the reason why I have to visit it.

[–] GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

In France we call those places "Bureau de tabac", and they are everywhere.

[–] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As someone who went to this building, do not talk with the workers playing D&D near the crown jewels at the bakery in the homeless shelter.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do they have a full-service discount?
Say, some underground miner, pale, after several years strikes it rich, surfaces, wants to notarize a Title Transfer of Large Sum to his bank, everything he owns is dirty, needs to burry and dispose of something across the lake, and later maybe flaunt a little good fortune with the local single debutante ladies in a good ol' fashion friendly game of bingo?
Not asking for a friend.
Hypothetical.

[–] pipe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He'd be turned away -- miners need a parent or guardian present to conduct financial transactions.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

Another fish.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that place is run by a man who was served divorce papers on his vacation and there was no place for him to go and wash his clothes, so he made one.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago

And the reason she divorced him? Not tan enough.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

They also have great danishes, I hear.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We used to have a business here, "Wizard's Welding and Beauty Salon".

ETA- there was also a "curio shop" down the street, but they never sold a curio. Run by two ancient Mafia guys. They did sell cigarettes, cigars, soda, and in back they ran illegal gambling card games, mostly with other really old men, and also, as I found out, anything you needed done, legal or not, if they could do it, they would. Literally an all purpose store. I went there when I bought a motorcycle, had given the guy the money but he didn't sign the title, and disappeared, to ask what to do, they said "bring the title, Frank is a notary!" Um, ok. How much? "Nothing, we do this for you, a favor, yes?"

What a world it was back then, I do think things are better now, it was very violent here and is not anymore, but I do kinda miss the disorganization and the way the world was disconnected so you could disappear, go somewhere else and be someone else, even if I didn't personally want to do that. Not sure what to call it but it was sort of a reassuring feeling.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

seems like one cohesive idea to me

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

This has gotta be up around Tahoe somewhere. This is exactly the shit small tourist town residents end up doing. Different hats for different seasons, or so I've been told.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For a second, I thought the fish was smoking and thought that there was an eighth business service.

Laundromat, Tanning, Notary, Bingo, Small Money Loans or Paycheck Advance, either Fishing Gear or Caught Fish, and Canoe Rentals.