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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus I need to get the fuck out of this country

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

please sabotage some shit before you leave

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

obviously this is JUST A JOKE for legal reasons, but I hear it's very easy to get a gun, and electrical substations are not guarded.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

An anarchist who believes in collective punishment? Is this a typical thing?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's what the white pride folks are going for. Not a good look.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I guess we’ll just have to stick to performative protests and selling merch so we don’t upset the libs.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, nothing raises class consciousness more than an act of terrorism that purposefully denies worker's access to vital utilities.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"nothing makes people want to help your cause less than you going and making things inconvenient for them"

really channeling your inner jordan lund there.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's better than confusing Atomwaffen tactics with anarchism.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Everyone that says something I don't like is a nazi"

really channeling your inner lib there.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, opposing people having their home medical equipment, heat/ac, water, and food supply compromised by a myopic dipshit who thinks such things are just an "inconvenience" makes me a lib.

You are a deeply unserious person.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks, "deeply unserious person" was on my lib bingo, now I'm one ahead of the matrix group lmao.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Glad I could help you one-up your fellow larpers.