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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Was the operation a success?

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 89 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

and the patient came too, no harm !

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