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I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…

And this country only builds opulent ballrooms for rich people, not homeless shelters

You’re lucky if it’s just from last year

“Can I rape you now or in a week?”

I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.

Rolling 5 nat 20s is a 20^-5 = 0.0000313% chance. Knowing my play sessions we all roll below 5 and the goblin king rolls the nat 20.

Yeah fast forward 20 years when the couple has chronic dental/health issues and they can’t afford treatment. Or the trailer rusts and vermin sneak in. Or any one of a million emergencies that money could fix. This lifestyle only works if you’re “lucky” for an extended period of time.

They’re not very good at being wage slaves

Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

Assert dominance, drink all the water you want and piss yourself. Keep the floor for weeks.

I can tell it’s AI by the pixels and having seen a few slops in my time

• Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
• Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
• Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country