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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There were 2 big things that cover 90% of things Jesus said in the Bible.

  1. love people. Full stop. Yes, them too.
  2. don't listen to hypocrites that make up religious rules and tell you you have to obey them.
[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The other 10% includes Jesus declaring that you can’t conduct trade in a temple, and beating merchants with a whip.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I ain't Christian but I will happily do the Christlike act of beating a priest with a whip.

Also something I want to note Jesus made the whip meaning that wasn't just rage that was true fury that made him dedicate a day towards crafting his instrument of retribution. Which is just metal.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

When you're so furious you go home and craft for entire day, sleep, wake up and you're still mad enough to whip ass.

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