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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wrong question. That one is answered with a EULA.

Right question: how often can we make that torque spring break, forcing the buyer to buy another one, without them realizing it's failure by design?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Wrong question.

Right question: How do we embed an LLM to decide when to break the spring so that we can score a 100B investment from OpenAI.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Wrong question.

Right question: What if we used a giant flywheel? That can't be dangerous, right?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

Bahaha!! You got me! That's actually a really good one hahahahah!