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I'm glad you said it first (media.piefed.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's pretty good from memory! I think you're missing Charlie Bucket getting sliced to death when the glass elevator crashed into a window but otherwise, spot on!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fun fact: there is a sequel to the book that involves them taking the elevator to a space station. No… really…

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Back in the factory, Charlie's three bedridden grandparents George, Georgina, and Josephine refuse to budge. Wonka offers them rejuvenation pills called "Wonka-Vite", but they overdose resulting in George and Josephine becoming babies and Georgina vanishing, having become -2 years old.

Roald Dahl was insane lol

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I like the fanfiction that Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the sequel to the sequel do they take a submarine to the moon? Because I'm available for script writing

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nope it’s an elevator again. Why mess with success?