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Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, I get it now. I was also wondering what our scrum masters were doing the whole day. They always had a mentoring side hustle and some pet projects. Now we they're all gone.