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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are a couple of bits of toast a couple of slices of toast? How much toast does this madwoman eat?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's actually 8 bits in a bite, with 12 bites to one slice of toast. She just wants him to tip the toaster over her open mouth and tap the bottom until she's had her fill of the crumbs. He's happy to be able to reuse the knife to tap the toaster.

tap the bottom until she’s had her fill

hello, appliance store? the toaster you sold me is a lil freaky

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's actually 8 bits in a bite

This is why gen z can’t learn computer science.

I had a friend once eat a piece of toast so large it took him 1024 bites to get through it. The papers called it "the massive bite."