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How am I supposed to decimate this fucker when it isn't even physical (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If you ride a 5G horse into a tunnel, does your call still drop?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Asking the important questions. While I'm not an expert in the matter, I've been told your phone is at risk of exploding from it's strength

[–] xxce2AAb 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, I'm probably better off without it. The phone I mean, not the 5G horse. Who wouldn't want one of those?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah I presume youre vaccinated then

[–] xxce2AAb 3 points 3 days ago

Amongst other things, yes. Also mithridatized against a broad spectrum of various substances.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I suppose it'll degrade to 4G horse.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lucky to get an edge network horse in some tunnels

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Edgy horses are the best!

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

So, you've chosen ol' Gluestick

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Actually, you drop.