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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

See what the DNC does to smear the non-80 year old candidate?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve heard Janet Mills has a Zionist trampstamp

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Not at all. Did you know that Janet Mills is an Israel First Candidate, while Platner has been endorsed by the Citizens Against AIPAC Corruption.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See what rando anons imply when they have nothing but maybe a loose script for troll bs to riff from? 🫩

p.s. I also can't decide whether this is just you being ignorant AF or some low-effort sapping, and I'm even less convinced such a distinction matters. Ironic, I know. 🖕🏼

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Not sure it makes sense to argue with idiots on the internet, nor is it a good use of time. Dems lose every time with this playbook. I’ll be voting for Platner. Who will you be voting for? Can you even vote? If not, you’re even more irrelevant.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago

More of the same asinine xbox squeaking? That tracks.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca -1 points 6 days ago

Also a real non bot non Russian person living in Maine excited to vote for Graham and his Nazi tattoo