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submitted 3 days ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/science@lemmy.world

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Don't fuck hamburger!

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

It was Spotted dick!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

How about with a condom?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

With buns like that, the burger was askin’ for it.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or at least cook it to a temperature of 165 f first (then probably let it cool)

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But not too cool

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Or chicken breasts. That's how you end up a greentext.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Me, holding an entire ham between two buns:

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

now you tell me

[–] cheeseburger@piefed.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about cheeseburger? 😘

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That's the aftermath