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For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)
submitted 3 days ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

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[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 83 points 3 days ago (11 children)

As someone who has played alot of Call of Cthulhu there is a distinct lack of Cthulhu. But I am presently playing Traveler and let me tell you something - there is A LOT of traveling.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's called "Call of Cthulhu", not "Sighting of Cthulhu", forehead

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 84 points 3 days ago (4 children)

DM: "The phone rings."

Player: "I pick it up."

Cthulhu: "Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

Player: *Cries blood*

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 30 points 3 days ago

Cthulhu: "Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

Definitely one of the Great Old Ones.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Player: *Cries blood*

Awh, didn't know they were missing Cthulhu that much!

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