What big pedipalps you have, great aunt!
I_am_10_squirrels
Release Wandas!
Mein hut, er hat drei ecken, drei ecken hat mein hut
A great big squash just sat upon my hat!
I mean, sometimes you do. Just not always.
Maybe the hairless ape will throw a stick!
I stand corrected, apparently the sign originated before the rollover accident.
The change in how empty car seats are handled was heavily covered during my EMT and paramedic training, although the story could be apocryphal. I remember hearing about it, but couldn't find a solid reference on wayback machine.
They're secretly dog people
We like your username
The original intent with the signs was to let first responders know if there was a baby in the car or not. If you had a baby in the car, you would flip it to "baby on board", otherwise you flip it to "baby not on board". Instead it became a way for breeders to signal to the world that they successfully procreated.
This stems from a 2006 accident in Texas, an infant was ejected from a car seat during a rollover crash. The first responders didn't find the baby on scene and decided that the car seat must have been empty. A few days later, the baby was found dead near the scene.
Now the rule is that, if there's a car seat there's a baby. If the car seat is empty, you keep looking until you find the baby. The best thing parents can do is out a stuffed animal in the car seat, this let's first responders know that there isn't a baby to look for.
Does it distribute tiny swords?
I'm tempted to get some for my MAGAt in laws, but I don't want to support the camp, and I don't think the in laws would get the point - they're probably in support of the camp.