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For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)

submitted 6 days ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

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[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My players have yet to discover any paths. They just keep following the ones that are readily visible on the map!

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I recommend Kingmaker, then. There is a lot of exploring of new paths and a bit of king making.

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 6 points 6 days ago

I've been listening to the Narrative Declaration playthrough of Kingmaker, and they don't seem to be anywhere near making anyone a king! They seem to have some sort of council-based thaumocracy going, instead!