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For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)

submitted 3 days ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (8 children)

We asked our DM to avoid using flying enemies after a dragon tpk’d us by breath weaponing and retreating for 30 rounds. Give me a tarasque before you even consider offering me a competent dragon

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of incompetent dragons and I really want my DM to have us fight one

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I play dragons like "vainqueur the dragon" aka very full of themselves and won't actually listen to anything the players say. Its hilarious because its made to frustrate the players as much as possible. Getting a dragon to do anything is a monumental task.

MINNON!

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