faythofdragons

Plot twist, their ribs are the texture of the McRib

I moved from Oklahoma to Washington, don't let your dreams be dreams.

Nah, summer is super depressing. All I have the energy for is to lie under a fan and slowly melt into a puddle of listless, sweaty sadness and long for death. In the winter, I've actually got the energy to get up and get shit done, build a snowman, frolic. Less sun is less headache too, so bonus points for it being dark all the time.

Asexual is a spectrum. On one end, you've got the people that don't want to cuddle or hold hands, and on the other end, you've got the people that will have sex, but find it about as exciting as brushing your teeth.

Not saying OP is or is not ace, but that the asexual community might have people who align with their sexual preferences.

The strangest part is that this is not the only time humans have blown up a whale carcass, and it's just gone everywhere.

Here's a modern folk song about it happening in Novia Scotia, lol

It's this face. Like :) is a smile and xD is supposed to be somebody laughing so hard their eyes have squinted shut.

owo is the same face, but the eyes are open.

Edit: I have misread. You do understand it lmao

Those are embers lol

Either fuck it, or fuck with it.

No spoilers, but you're close!

Oh that's cool

That we know of

What if there was only one other person on the plane, and it was a screaming baby that kicked the seat while eating broccoli?