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Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible
well...go on...
Ezekiel 23:20
Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.
Oh no, a simile!
That's the one.
That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.
dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.
I took it to mean they ripped ass often
I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.
That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?
Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.