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[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

name checks out.

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's so sweet, you named yourself after me!

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So, uhhhh...

You forklift certified?

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alright, everybody form an orderly line...

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As orderly as the pallets you load? ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well I...uh...um...I haven't thought this far ahead...

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Take all the time you need, I'll be right here, ready to smooch

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While that's ideal, yes, I'd settle for more lesbians. ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don't they

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill'er.

(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it's both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn't help myself)

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid