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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Your digestive tract isn't connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good, thank you.

[–] THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

/c/theydidthemath ?