Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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Not a joke, but... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] cod@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Damn that sounds sexual. ;)