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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.