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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A medical license too (although some specialize in roles that have more / less of the killing)

It also allows you to advise others on how to kill specific entities, or to sign off on tools used for intense killing (prescriptions)

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

True, if you count virus and bacteria then doctors are probably mass murders.

[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Viruses are debatably not alive and may not count (depending on what you define as alive).

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you’re working in a microbiology lab, you’ll regularly use an autoclave and ethanol to kill microbes. Occasionally, you’ll even need to dispose of old cultivations by autoclaving them. That could be something like 10^7 cfu/ml*1000 ml = 10^10 living cells brutally roasted to death.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... Microbiologists are on average mass murders to degrees Hitler ghangis khan and Mao combined couldn't even come close to... Got it. Staying away from anyone in the micro lab at work from now on.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Come to think of it, a lumberjack might come close. I haven’t looked up how many living cells a single tree has, but if you’re operating a harvester for an entire day, that’s a lot of cells.