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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 126 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago

The comedy writes itself

Holy crap that's funny as hell

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m not tech expert in fact I’m quite dumb when it comes to tech.

BUT HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO DDOS YOURSELF HOW CAN… I… WHAT

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he'll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won't work but are already looking for other jobs so you don't actually care that much.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 years ago

as someone pointed out on the Mastodon thread, a large chunk of the employees still left are on visas and they can’t just quit

[–] Monologue@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

this is so fucking funny, let me grab my popcorn as i watch all the corporate social media sites shit themselves

[–] RubberDucky@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

This is comedy gold

[–] AndyGHK@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

God the man’s so fucking STUPID

[–] Stranded@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

This website sure looks like it's fit to become the X everything app...