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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!

[–] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I initially thought that was going a different direction.