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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dont rotate them thangs too much. You don’t want them to get tangled in the sac. Happened to a childhood friend of mine and required surgery.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

puts down dremel

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a friend with a whole host of health problems, including severe seizures. I was on the phone with him one night, when he said hang on, and I hear "oh, ow!" And then he starts screaming like he's being murdered. I thought it was like an extreme seizure. Turns out, testicular torsion. I felt so badly for him.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow, even reading "testicular torsion" is painful.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dude I'm sitting here bruised to all hell from a vasectomy. Hard agree.

[–] EdherJr@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, you're telling me that this could happen at any moment? like, just going down for a walk then... -BAMN- testicular torsion

Is your friend okay now?

[–] celeste@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently, some people are more likely to have it happen because of an inherited trait. Find out from relatives if it's happened to them? You're probably okay, otherwise! There's a surgical fix if you do have that trait, too.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/testicular-torsion/symptoms-causes/syc-20378270