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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] odelik@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:

fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No award for her :(