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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Police try to understand anything challenge (100% impossible) (gone sexual) (gone violent)

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once had a friend who was robbed of all kinds of stuff including a PS3, and that the guy was signed into his Netflix changing account profiles the very same day. I told him he can just get a tracking number by calling Playstation and that the active police officer can use it to track them. Thing is, the officer ghosted him for like 8 months despite having everything they needed to immediately find the exact location of the perpetrator actively using the stolen property.