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[โ€“] mlg@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C holding a gun: "if you segfault it's your own fault"

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Assembly (Octopus swimming alone since birth): "compiler? what's a compiler"