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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That doesn't apply to the comment you replied to.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, it does...

But you will see the event happen though.

Not with a binary search.

Yes you will.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If the event lasts only a moment and leaves no visual cue (e.g. an assault).

How?

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes to what?

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better luck next time!

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Time does not need luck.