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My old phone explodes into three parts when it falls down: Cover, battery and SIM card. You know what? I’ve thrown that shitty old thing dozens if not hundreds of times on the floor and it still works. Unlike your precious $3000 smart phones that can’t handle a single face plant.
IF YOUR DEVICE IS HAND-HELD BUT CAN’T WITHSTAND A FALL FROM HAND HEIGHT, IT’S BROKEN BY DESIGN
What phone costs $3k?
probably just a hyperbole
galaxy fold 9 or iphone 26 with Storage speced out might be in that price range lol there are some flagships that are in the 2k segment so buy a smartwatch and some headphone and viola~ you spend 3k on a phone and some accessories