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Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan? (programming.dev)

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[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

but it's not in blank verse?