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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 1 year ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted! You go outside to find everything from your deck now scattered across your yard. Additionally, the fence posts are painted, but only on one side, with it alternating which side at random.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

alternating which side at random

Now that is the most evil part.