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[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, so fucking true

It's like tricking a kid into eating their vegetables

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except vegetables are good for you.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just what Big Vegetable wants you to think

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Big Vegetable will be the name of my next Stardew Valley farm.

[–] don@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds like something the Anti-Vegetable Coalition terrorists would say

[–] federalreverse@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Anti-Vegetable Coalition actually kinda exists though.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] federalreverse@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know, the trifecta of big food conglomerates (especially meat/dairy/egg-focused companies), livestock/feedstock farmers, and "conservative" politicians. None of them want you eating a healthy amount of vegetables. One might reasonably add pharmaceutical companies as well, because they profit off preventable diseases. So, I guess maybe it's four horsemen rather than a trifecta.