This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
[pictured: a sobbing Pepe the frog holding a gun to the roof of their mouth]
>be depressed loser
>heard getting a dog helps so i do
>name her cinnamon because she's brown
>depression slowly fades away
>cinnamon gets run over by drunk neighbor right in front of me
good one god very funny
April Fools!
-God probably