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[–] GlassedSilver@lemm.ee 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wow, sounds amazing. Also the base burger will be free, but that just includes the plate. For buns, patties, salad, cheese and anything else you'll be charged extra, adding up to about tenfold the outright price and you'll be incentived to help their business by bringing in a friend so you both can get free cheese.

edit: fixed phrasing

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The plate is also served with a 56 page Burger Consumer Licensing Agreement.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

End User Burger Agreement

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Just your standard BCLA, forced arbitration, etc.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

“Ingredients Extra”