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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago (6 children)

That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let's not get overly agitated, shall we?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He's definitely up to something.

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Brave little guy

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?

[–] PennyJim@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.

But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes.

Better query: Should you?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Love technology connections

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So you're basically saying it's a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've put you down as the first blood sacrifice.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Don't mind if I do 🥰

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Alastair Reynolds fan, too?

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It's just a creative way to express a fantasy, in actual fact circuits left running that long in outter space that has random electron radiation passing through it is bound to degrade over time...

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

A waffle man!

Might’ve changed our minds in the meantime…

Ahaha

[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago