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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they've been orphans all along?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I assumed it's something parents buy for their children.