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[–] dneaves@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I say there are four categories:

  • "standalones": anything that is only described as itself. Separation just results in smaller versions of itself.
  • sandwiches: organized or layered arrangements of foods. Can typically be separated into it's composing parts.
  • salads: tossed or jumbled arrangements of foods. Could be separated into its parts, albeit cumbersome.
  • sauces: perfectly combined or blended arrangements of foods. Can no longer be separated into its composing parts, but differs from a standalone because it was still composed of other foods, and can still be identified or described as all of the parts.
[–] bigbuckalex@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does this mean lasagna is a sandwich?

[–] dneaves@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago