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"Do you know how many spells are just recycled incantations?" (media.kbin.social)

submitted 9 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"No, we don't ever touch the old Seance. The wizards of old wrote it a long time ago and the last time we changed a word it stopped summoning demons in jars and started summoning them in rectal cavities. Just leave it alone."

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"That spell is setup to cast itself at exactly midnight, every night, in every monestary in our order. Except the black crater, of course."

"Why not at the black crater?"

"We're not sure. There wasn't anyone left to ask."

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

midnight

Oh no. Do you mean Midnight for each monestary locally, or do you mean when it's midnight at our prime monestary that it is cast? Three are in the time zone an hour ahead, and seven are an hour behind! They need to happen simultaneously for it to work!

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm really liking the idea of the day-to-da experience for a working mage in the magical standards agency responsible for keeping all these things in order. An even more arcane IEEE, if that's possible.

Spells extracting energy from another magical system MUST send a request for draw before beginning extraction. High-capacitance spells SHOULD respond to all requests with positive authorization if sufficient capacity exists, but MUST reply in some way.