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It would depend on what you said about the small ones.

But no matter what you said... Some people would cry: tears of joy, tears of relief, or tears of anger and melancholy... And no matter what yuo said, it'd be a mix of the two.

Honestly, speaking about small dingdongs is cathartic.

I will always support people with every kind of physical condition that is disadvantageous - if someone's D is so small that they can't have a normal relationship with a woman, I just feel like,

"Bro, let me buy you a beer and be a supportive friend who will never abandon you because I want you to have nice things in your life..."

And I hope your speech would either reflect that sentiment or allow me to do a rebuttal.