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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 139 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It literally sounds like a DDoS!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Botnet if you will

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.

People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Classic protection racket. "Those are some nice files you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to them..."

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

It sounds like the name of a political protest group.