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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

Im sorry. Please don't haunt me!