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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 47 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So I'm worth about $600,000 ... wow ... and everyone always I said I'd never amount to anything

[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'm wondering if they've had the timing belt or clutch replaced.

Not quite sure what the human equivalent of those would be.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Who is buying a black market skeleton?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

People that would need a bone or ligament graft. It's more commonly seen for joint repairs.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/16796-bone-grafting

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Right but it lists those separately.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

They can use a bone or at least part of one to fix a shattered or badly healed one. The link also mentioned diseases or infection, malformed or insufficiently sized, and a few others.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

And why is it so cheap

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Depends if you're offering, I guess 🤷

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Like the one time to do it wrong…

¯_(ツ)_/¯

^This guy

[–] Jiggs@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh.. that's quite some money just for blood

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Not if you're a vampire or a ~~Republican~~ ghoul

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

You know I gotchu, babe. 😘

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 weeks ago

Aww you like me huh 👉👈

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And I've been giving my blood away for free?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago