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"We've been attacked by four giant turtles with ninja weapons!"
"Damn! How many dead?"
"Uh... well, we're all quite bruised, sir!"
Ah, a fellow 'chucker!
Keep practicing!
You left out the part where they steal all that shit, which is why we kicked their asses.
"We"? 🤨
Donnie, is that you?
Bossa Nova!
Kappa.. cappucino?
Chevy Nova?
I'm disappointed in all of you. The next line is:
"Excellent!"
99% of the time do cool ninja shit. 1% of the time get kicked in the face by a turtle man. Worth it.
If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood's gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I'd probably make a terrible ninja -- but what a awesome way to die.
It's less get your ass beat and more get something thrown at you so you lose your balance and fall.
Sam Rockwell can sell anything
Idk why but that reminds me of that Rucka Rucka Ali verse.
"You like Ninja Turtles?
I was the third.
clansmen."
Had to show my nephew the good turtles movies. The new ones were terrible