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[–] amio@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

First they drugged the spiders, and I said nothing. Then they drugged the lobsters...

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oooh does they mean we are getting drugs next??

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

laughs in DEA

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

And I giggled uncontrollably because I was high as hell. I made sure to try the drugs before the lobsters got dosed. 😵

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't lobsters just sea spiders without web?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Probably Sea Cockroaches.

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

tjose would be crabs, lobster is more of a sudoscorpion of the sea

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Nobody tell Jordan Peterson.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pre-dosed lobsters??? Edibles have never been easier!

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

this is a million dollar idea right here

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah im getting foie-gras vibes here...

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t particularly like lobster, it’s overrated, but weed lobster, shit… 😶

[–] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't care for lobster either, but grilled is somehow different. Excellent even.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

You mean baked lobster, yeah? 😁

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joe: Hey fellow scientist, I have a great idea for research. First we make a super sick super awesome pressure bong and then....

Fellow Scientist: Then what Joe? We study lobsters here, how are you going to justify getting stoned on work time and with expensive equipment?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joe: Hold my bong, I got a research grant proposal to write. You got any LSD laying around?

Edit: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

They infused the lobster with THC.....

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That lobster is about to navigate/fold space for interstellar travel.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s about time we abandoned computers and accepted the spice

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

the spice is life

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Life is too short for markdown :)

[–] punkcoder@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Pair it with a nice chicken breast and you could have yourself a sky & high.

[–] ItsGatorSeason@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] kryllic@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

"I wanna cook it, not torture it ok?"

[–] MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So wait... I might be reading this wrong, but it sounds like they took in the THC (detectable levels in all tissues sampled), but didn't really process or absorb it (minimal nociceptive effects). Did they just infuse a lobster!?

(Edit: fixed a word)

@ItsGatorSeason
So, they were trying to see if a lobster wouldn't mind being boiled alive if they got it high first? Am I reading that right?
@poplargrove

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

True goal of the experiment: Does a stoned lobster taste better, worse or the same?

[–] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

About the same as a rock lobster I'd assume.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

You aren't that far off. They were trying to see if the lobster wouldn't notice being boiled to death if they got it stoned first, but they just succeeded in infusing the lobster with THC, because they don't have THC receptors.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

We didn't learn anything from suffocating monkeys with weed smoke pumped through gas masks?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Hmm I know dolphins like to get high has anyone tried giving them the?