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Anon watches Puss in Boots (shota.nu)
submitted 2 months ago by MishikoYuki@lemmynsfw.com to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 124 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago

With a fantastic IT career.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy

[–] MishikoYuki@lemmynsfw.com 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

#12

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 2 months ago

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Select your address bar and type Portugal.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 2 months ago

Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.

[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Honestly, if you grew up with the internet from it's birth, you know there's a LOT weirder out there. It all just bounces off now that I have all this mental scar tissue built up. Death and guro tame af these days.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

aww man i really hoped that would turn into how wholesome the movie actually was (i watched it and it was surprisingly good i would say)

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get link invalid

https://shota.nu/ss/7m78gzh9.jpg

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your link works fine for me

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Works fine for me too now.

scratches head

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

time to clear search history and leave a note :)

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can’t see the post D:

Any mirror?